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Joke of the Day

"I haven't seen the U.S. drop two on Japan that quickly since 1945"

"IF JFK taught me one thing... The best way to clear your head is to take a ride in your car."

"I used to be addicted to the ""Hokey Pokey"" song, I couldn't stop listening to it again and again and again... But I turned myself around."

"Tom Cruise Jokes, Anyone?"

"It would be nice if Republicans and Democrats could work together to limit Nicolas Cage to 6 movies a year."

"The dentist said to his patient, ""This is going to hurt a little."" The patient replied, ""It's ok doc, I'm ready."" The dentist went on, ""I've been having an affair with your wife for a while now."""

"Be to, or be not to, the question, that is. - Yoda does Hamlet"

"What is Snoop Dogg's favorite weather? Drizzle"

"Someone needs to invent an alarm clock that, if you hit snooze more than three times, will call in sick for you."

"3 days ago I got a pass-code lock that takes a picture whenever someone enters the wrong code in my phone. So far I have 26 pictures of drunk me."