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Joke of the Day

"What does a cyborg order at a diner? A Cyborger"

"If I was a ghost, I'd write ""Happy Birthday"" in blood on your wall for your birthday, cuz you may be cursed, but it's still your birthday."

"What did the farmer tell the hoe? Let's get dirty."

"Every time I'm around my mother in law, I wonder who is running hell in her absence."

"Why can't Chinese emperors commit murder? Because it's irregal"

"A tree tipped over A lot of pounds crashed to the ground"

"People judge public housing, but it's cheap and your neighbors sell you drugs so I'm not sure I see the problem..."

"Just Admit it Your biggest lie was & still is : ""I have read and agrees\d to the terms of service."""

"I wrote a book called My permanently exposed penis'. It's out now."

"Letting the grocery bagger bring my groceries out sounds nice but I can't handle trying to remember where I parked in front of a stranger."