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Joke of the Day

"Me: Can I pet your dog? Stranger: sure M: one more time S: uh, ok M: again S: maybe you should get your own M: pet S: we have to go M: mine"

"What did Ahab yell out to Moby Dick as it swam away? Catch you later!"

"What's brown, long, and sticky? A stick."

"The definition of agony is... A one handed man hanging on to a cliff for his dear life with itchy balls."

"Why can't the Americans play chess? Because they're missing two towers."

"When attacked by a mob of clowns... Go for the juggler."

"Chuck Norris doesn't need to wear condoms when having sex with women. Every women wants to be impregnated by Chuck Norris."

"Two guys are walking down the street when they see a dog licking its own nuts... First guy says, ""I wish I could do that"" The other replies, ""you should try petting him first"""

"Sorry I made fun of your erectile dysfunction,,, I hope there's no hard feelings"

"Great sex is awesome like a hammock. Bad sex is trying to get out of it."