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Joke of the Day
"What's pasty, white, and bounces up and down in a crib? My ass."
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"I want to die like dad peacefully in my sleep. Not like mom screaming in terror in the passenger seat."
"I got a haircut recently I didn't like it at first, but now it's growing on me."
"If a cop tazed me and then yelled ""Raiden Wins!""... I would instantly lose all animosity towards him."
"Some people walk the walk and some people talk the talk. I drink the drink."
"Rant ""What do we want!?"" ""No daylight savings!"" ""When do we want it!?"" ""An hour ago!!!"""
"Why are gay people such good swimmers? because they are flambuoyant"
"What do Muslims and the BBC have in common? They both cover up for pedophiles."
"Typographers will appreciate this Stereotype"
"What do you call an elderly nun riding a scooter? Virgin Mobile."