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Joke of the Day

"2 Hebrews a black dude and a Mexican walk into a bar. Bar tender says get f#%k outa here."

"What do you call a dead chicken that's haunting your house? A poultrygeist"

"Funny how we say ""I drank a *pot* of coffee"" instead of ""I drank fourteen cups of coffee and chased the cat around the hot tub with a sword"""

"What do bunnies do when they get married? Go on a bunnymoon"

"The inventor of predictive text has died. His funfair will be hello on Sundial."

"I like my girls like Shrek... Big boned and with an ass that talks back"

"Have you ever observed the depression cycle of a snail? It's pretty much a downward spiral."

"Why couldn't OP make it as a standup comedian? Poor delivery."

"Godzilla, Mothra, and Battra all walk into a bar... The building owner must now pay $100,000 due to property damage."

"So I slept with a blind girl last night. She mentioned how big I was down there. I replied, 'you're pulling my leg!'"