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Joke of the Day

"That guy who ran through the White House could go to prison for ten years, so there's another reason I don't run."

"What did the asshole doorman say to the dick patron? You aint slick enough to slip right in!"

"Yo mama so fat The hulk couldn't even lift her up"

"LASSIE: Arf! What's that girl? Timmy's in the old well? L: Arf arf He's dead? You sure? L: Arf! Okay here's a check for $5K L: ima need cash"

"JonesTown Massacre Do you know why you never hear any jokes about the JonesTown Massacre? .......The punchline is too long!"

"I can totally keep secrets. It's the people I tell them to that can't."

"Where can you buy nazi related items at the store? Aisle Hitler"

"What did the man who ate a clock say? That was time consuming but I still want seconds."

"Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother!"

"Cannibals probably instagram pictures of their next door neighbors."