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Joke of the Day
"What goes great with noodles? COMPANY!"
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"If you arrive fashionably late in crocs... you're just late."
"why should you never pick a fight with an Israeli baker? Because they know Jew dough"
"I used to be indecisive but now I'm not so sure"
"Stop making fun of fat people. They have enough on their plates!"
"I have $5,000,000 in one pocket and $2,000,000 in the other. What do I have? Someone else's pants."
"You are the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success. Fucking act like it."
"That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid."
"Why do dwarfs laugh will running ? Because the grass tickles their balls !!"
"Why did Hitler delay the invasion of Britain? The weather called for *Heil*"