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Joke of the Day
"What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair."
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"Q: How many racists does it take to change a white bulb oops sorry can I start over"
"Seriously considering robbing the ski mask store down the street but I'm having the hardest time deciding what to wear"
"What do you call a man with no arms? Anything you want. He is 'armless"
"how can you drop a raw egg onto concrete floor without cracking it? Anyway you want, a concrete floor is very hard to Crack!"
"What do you call a long vegetable that flies in a V? asparagoose"
"I finally admitted to my girlfriend, ""I think I struggle with gender issues... ...because whenever I see you girl, I realize I wanna be inside a woman's body."""
"I don't like damp things For the moist part"
"I just ran into my barber on the street. He asked me how I liked the haircut he gave me last week. I told him it's growing on me."
"Lush is kinda like cocaine. Its all lined up on the tables and you spend your entire time using your nose."