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Joke of the Day

"Rabbits are either running or being a statue. You never see a rabbit strolling."

"How did the puppeteer meet the President? He pulled some strings."

"Russians dolls. They're so full of themselves"

"Girls think I'm ugly, until they find out how much money I make... ...then they think I'm ugly and poor."

"What did the hat say to the scarf? You hang around while I go on ahead. Credit goes to a Laffy Taffy wrapper from some years ago."

"What does a bowl of spaghetti and a degree from Phoenix online both have in common? If it ends up on your wall you're probably retarded."

"Your sign says ""NO SHIRT, NO SHOES, NO SERVICE"", so it seems highly unfair that you kicked me out for not wearing pants."

"What do you call 7 white guys sitting on a bench? The nba"

"When I have a daughter I'm naming her Leroy. No guy will ever say ""Yo bro I hooked up with Leroy last night"" how would that sound?"

"...we came in"" Roger Waters favourite line is ""Is this where..."