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Joke of the Day

"My phone corrects ""haha"" to ""hahaha"", so all my friends think they're 50% funnier than they actually are."

"Why are there no good jokes about engineers? zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline."

"Here is a funny joke by George Lopez ."

"Restaurant Activity: Walk over to a table of strangers and ask, ""Who ordered the farts?"" Then, fart."

"A sheep, a drum and a snake fall down a cliff Ba - Dumm - Tss"

"What's pun plus pun? Poo"

"A blind man walks into a fish market and says..... ""Hello, ladies."""

"I tried to catch some fog But I mist."

"Going to keep letting animals bite me until I get super powers."

"Remember when you were young and everything was new and you were filled with optimism and hope? Anyway here's a new thing to buy from Apple."