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Joke of the Day

"What surfs the Internet and goes 'Choo Choo'? Thomas the Search Engine."

"Att'n birds in my yard: the one to the LEFT of the feeder is for drinking, the one to the RIGHT is for bathing. Get it together you guys."

"What's the best part about Dragon Ball Z? Find out in the next episode of Dragon! Ball! Z!"

"A joke I've been working on. So a guy dies in a car wreck. He wakes up waiting in a line labeled automotive accidents. The guy in front of him and says "" You from South Carolina too?"""

"whats worse than eating shit out of someone's ass? chewing & transferring it to your lover's mouth"

"Well, Clarice, have the lambs stopped screaming? ROFLMFAO! JK! Lolz Ttyl KK Ur BFF, Hannibal ~ Hannibal Lecter discovers text messages"

"iPhone 8 should have no charging port. So you can use it only once."

"I used to be into necrophilia, S&M, and Bestiality... Then i realized i was beating a dead horse. *i'll let myself out*"

"What do we want? Apathy! When do we want it? Oh, you know, whenever."

"How does a blonde call for her dog? She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts ""Max!""."