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Joke of the Day

"Man insisted on pumping my gas. Didn't turn into an euphemism until he squirted all over the side of my car & asked if that's how I like it."

"I threw my toaster into the toilet the other day. It was a shock to the cistern."

"How many Swiss does it take to change a light bulb? None. We pay a German to do it."

"do you like fish sticks? if you do you must be a gay fish"

"""If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything."" Bill Cosby"

"Where's the best place to do a mannequin challenge? In a morgue."

"It's cute the way you ignore the red squiggly line under all of your words."

"My coworker is pregnant and they passed a card around and I didn't know what to write so I just put HAVE A GOOD BABY TANYA"

"I'll tell you what i know about dwarves Very little. Its okay, i can say that. They look up to me."

"US disasters and tragedies You'd almost think it was built on top of thousands of ancient indian burial grounds... oh wait..."