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Joke of the Day

"Waitress: Would you prefer your order with a side of fries or salad? Me: Would you prefer your tip with cash or advice?"

"How long do you have to work at KFC before they make you a colonel?"

"What do French stoners smoke? Oui-d"

"www.google.corn"

"If Love is like Chemistry. I am a noble gas."

"""How much for the mannequin in the clown outfit?"" ""Sir, she came in with you!"""

"Two things I am thankful for: 1: Family and friends. 2: Caller ID, so I can avoid certain family and friends."

"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? He wiped his arse"

"How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? none. They would just beat the room because it was black."

"What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking? Use a lubricant"