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Joke of the Day

"Waitress: Would you prefer your order with a side of fries or salad? Me: Would you prefer your tip with cash or advice?"

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"Cyclists who don't obey street signs should have to wear their google search history on a t-shirt."
"Chinese girl I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow!"" Then her friend said, ""She means 666-3629."""
"""So why do you wanna work at Petsmart?"" *imagines running out of the store with all the dogs in my arms* ""I'm a people person."""
"What do you call a male cow that eats hamburgers? A cannibull..ha..ha..?"
"I recently rewatched The Lion King and just noticed how many metaphors there were... I guess you can say there was a whole lot of *Simba*-lism."
"|(O)| MAARCOOO! ...... (.){"
"A wise man once said........................... nothing,,, He just let her vent"
"*looks at watch* come on, I gotta get back to browsing the same four websites over and over"
"Jesus walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries"
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