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"What do you call a baby Cosmonaut? Yuri Googoogagarin. ^I'll ^see ^myself ^out..."
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"There should be a terrible show about a woman, her mom, and her daughter, all 3 named Jennifer, called ""Jenerations"" on Lifetime or the CW."
"Why did Ellen Pao punch the puppy? Cause shes terrible."
"To all those people that have ever talked about me behind my back... You discussed me."
"What was the name of the knight who sat all the way around the Round Table? Sir Cumference."
"What's the difference between a Jew and Harry Potter? One of them left the chamber alive."
"Underage girl, sucking on daddy's cock, gets jizzed on all over he......... Oh I'm sorry, I thought this was a google image search."
"How do you turn an airliner into a boat? #**Allahu Ackbar!**"
"I remember a time when I was much younger and had an infinite supply of drugs and booze. Then some c**ksucker cut the umbilical cord."
"I knew a story about a midget communist prostitute... ...it was called ""Little red riding hook"""