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Joke of the Day

"What does Matthew Shephard hate more than being raped, having AIDS, and being pistol whipped? Camping."

"Why do fishermen fish in north America? 'Cause they're all about that bass"

"A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument."

"My laptop said hello to me.... I think it's ""a Dell"""

"Husband and wife near wishing well. Suddenly wife slips and fell in the well. Terrified husband: Noooooooooo...I can't believe it's working!"

"What's the worst thing when being told you have Alzheimer's? It doesn't just happen the once."

"What is a chiropractor's favorite movie? Thoracic Park"

"What's the definition of relative humidity? The sweat that accumulates under your balls when you're fucking you're sister."

"How do you console someone with bad Grammar Skills ? There, Their, They're."

"My brother ran into my room just now and said ""Someone dumped exactly seven used condoms on my bed!"" I said: ""Huh, that's odd."""