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Joke of the Day

"Why don't skeletons play music in church? Because they got no organs."

"Why did Saul want to kill Christians? Because he was Saulty. I'll^show^^myself^^^out..."

"Dropping my kids off at Walmart with a dollar each to entertain themselves for a few hours."

"Bernie Sanders and his supporters. The very people who accused Trump of spreading fascism, bigotry, and racism used those very things to close down the rally in Chicago."

"What is a hairdresser's favorite herb? Salontro"

"What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly but a fly can't bird."

"How do you choose a stupid policeman from a group of policemen? At random."

"George W. G. Ferris Jr. designed and constructed the first Ferris Wheel. He saw much potential in his new invention, he said, ""This will revolutionise circus attractions!"""

"Valentines Day is the day that the ""V"" and ""D"" come together .."

"If you wear a tie with a short sleeve shirt you can walk into any RadioShack and start working."