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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly but a fly can't bird."

"Astronauts favorite hangout The space bar"

"Incest People say that incest is a game for the whole family."

"I used to be addicted to the Hokey Pokey But then I turned myself around"

"Dream girl: -tall -skinny -can pull off wearing a hat -honest -a fan of the theater -abolished slavery -is Abraham Lincoln"

"Fred: Have you noticed that your mother smells a bit funny these days? Harry: No. Why? Fred: Well your sister told me she was giving her a bottle of toilet water for her birthday."

"Rumor has it that John Wayne's autopsy revealed 40 pounds of fecal matter lodged in his intestines But it turned out to be a lot of shit"

"What would a Chinese person never eat, but a Mexican regularly eats incredulously? Pan *duh*"

"Alcohol: Giving you the ambition to do anything, while simultaneously taking away your capability to do so."

"If a tree falls in the forest... ...and Linkin Park was playing a concert adjacent to that tree, in the end, does it even matter?"