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Joke of the Day

"George W. G. Ferris Jr. designed and constructed the first Ferris Wheel. He saw much potential in his new invention, he said, ""This will revolutionise circus attractions!"""

"If Shakespeare were alive today, he'd write a tragedy about the fate of the single French fry that comes with every order of onion rings."

"Kylo Ren was more powerful with his helmet on. With it off, he had to use a majority of his power to maintain his hair's body and bounce."

"What do you call a fat pedophile? Molesterol"

"Thinking about your eyeballs under your eyelids and wet pulsing organs under your skin is a terrible way to try to fall asleep."

"The trouble with not having a goal is that you can spend your life running up and down the field and never score."

"I was so depressed dat my ATM displayed someone else's balance to cheer me up"

"I'm not a violent person, but I'd happily throat punch the person that decided baby clothes needed a minimum of 20 buttons."

"National Women's Equality Day is the Same Day as National Dog's Day Coincidence? I think not."

"if Lindsay Lohan can call herself an artist, I can call myself a german shepherd"