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Joke of the Day
"What is a hairdresser's favorite herb? Salontro"
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"I call my genitalia the Severance Package... After its seen it usually ends relationships."
"I watched Al Jazera and was very disappointed. Not nearly enough music from the 1920s."
"Hark work never killed anybody But why take the risk."
"Q: What are swearing outdoor grills powered with? A: Profane tanks."
"A dog fell 15 stories into a hot tub and lived to tail about it."
"Did you mean pacific or specific? Cuz seriously, one is an ocean."
"Why did you have to take a half naked picture in front of a full length mirror to show off your new haircut?"
"How did Jesus get his beach bod for the summer? Cross fit"
"Hey, do you wanna f*** ;) ***only available at participating stores"