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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a hippie chick pregnant? Cum on her shoes and let the flies do the rest"
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"Using my son's raincoat as a hat so my hair doesn't get messed up. He's doing the cutest little shivers!"
"What's Whitney Houston's favourite type of coordination? HAND EYYYYYYYYYEEE"
"Today I fell asleep for twenty minutes during a thirty minute car ride, which was strange because I was driving."
"My girlfriend thinks that I can't cook, but as soon as I figure out how much Play-Doh is supposed to go in meatloaf, I'll prove her wrong."
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Lumberjack Barbie ...sleeps all night works all day"
"Did you hear that they discontinued production on the upcoming Chevy Diode? They found it had trouble going in reverse"
"I know the basics of sex... You could say I know the ins and outs."
"Once killed a man with my SuperSoaker. (I'd been pumping it for a REALLY long time.)"
"How can you tell if the code is broken? (SW Engineering joke) If India worked on it"