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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the man who received a tip on a horse called Cigarette? He didn't have enough money tabaccer!"

"Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus."

"How many lives does a Nazi cat have? Nein"

"So I heard Robin Williams' new stand up failed. It was a little shaky at first but he really choked in the end."

"Horses kill more people than sharks, which is weird -- I didn't even know horses could live underwater."

"How do you know if someone is a vegan? Don't worry, they'll tell you."

"Why did the chicken kill himself? To get to the other side."

"What's the difference between an old Greyhound terminal and a lobster with really big boobs? One is a crusty bus station the other is a busty crustation! ::buh dum bum::"

"For my birthday my friends got me a sweater. I would have preferred a screamer or moaner, but a sweater was fine."

"He asked what I like in bed so I was honest: 1. My dog 2. iPhone 3. Blankets fresh from the dryer 4. Take out"