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Joke of the Day

"This Halloween I will be dressing up as Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 by RSVPing to all possible parties & attending absolutely none of them."

"I don't get why people think the homeless are unclean... when they have the mintiest breaths I've ever smelled."

"What's a terrorists favorite sports team? The new York jets."

"""Still hung. Over."" -- well endowed truck driver."

"Pluto: You dumped me, now all you do is drive by real slow and take pictures"

"A shepherd was looking for a sheep that ran away Forget it, you've already herd this one."

"Some asshole just clogged my toilet"

"A GoFundMe, so I can buy an avocado."

"Why did the pervert cross the road? He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken!"

"Two word joke Dwarf shortage"