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"What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Man, I wish I had paid for all that music..."
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"Happy new year!! Sorry I use internet explorer."
"I saw three sapiens washing each the other day No homo"
"Hey, girl. I noticed you checking out my Hello Kitty socks. Just so you know...the boxers match. *winks*"
"What's the easiest way to annoy an anti-vaxxer? Needle them"
"Hallmark Card: ""I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're still here."""
"How do you pick up a fat chick? Piece of cake."