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Joke of the Day

"""Still hung. Over."" -- well endowed truck driver."

"[radioshack meeting] employee: sir, overall sales are really low. CEO: when did we start selling overalls, bro?"

"I'll do unspeakable things to you, baby, like vqtkjx and zqkpmr."

"Everytime I check my facebook I remember why i'm on Twitter."

"Schrodinger's Pussy... There may or may not be a dick in the box."

"I'm making a band! I started a band called 999 Megabytes...we havent gotten a gig yet."

"Why did the chicken run out into traffic? To get to the other side."

"TIL Lewis Black is still alive."

"What's the second to last thing the redneck said before he died? Shit, I can do that.. What about the last thing? Look, I'm doing it!!!"

"A new study discovered Scientists have discovered a new phenomenon while studying one side of a road on which a bull was staying on They call this phenomenon: Curb-On-The-Ox-Side"