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Joke of the Day

"A shepherd was looking for a sheep that ran away Forget it, you've already herd this one."

"Girl, my life is full of tragedy. In 1997, my girlfriend was killed by a guy named Sephiroth. AND she was our party's only healer :("

"[3am] *nudges wife* No way the old guy blew up all those balloons in Up in 1 night. Honey, you awake? I mean he's like a million years old."

"Dogs are like books The more you like them, the harder they are to put down. Edit: Grammar."

"What do you call the reasoning behind mexican murderers? Locomotives"

"Do you know the difference between 3 dicks and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke..."

"I'm not saying you're an idiot, I'm typing it."

"Ross's sister had a fear of wind instruments So Chandler played the drums. He didn't want to Harm Monica."

"Why is this joke bad for the environment? Because it wasn't recycled."

"Just saw a fully functional phone booth with an intact yellow pages; so, yeah, I know a thing or two about time travel."