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Joke of the Day

"A duck walks up to a prostitute.... And says, ""put it on my bill"""

"A skeleton walks into a bar And orders a beer and a mop."

"What is Jesus' favourite dessert? Propheteroles"

"What's an SJW's favorite JRPG? Chrono Triggered."

"Wanna talk about Sodium? Na Nitric Oxide? NO Oxygen Magnesium Phosphorus Iodine Sulfur or Fluorine? OMg PISS OFF ...Potassium? K"

"Max has 40 cookies, and decides to eat 34 of them. What does Max have now? Diabetes."

"Where do bees go to the bathroom at? at the [BP Station](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b8/Bp_station_zanesville_ohio.jpg) *Sorry, I know...its a Dad joke.*"

"My girlfriend asked if I wanted to fast today and I thought she said fist. As a result, she was not amused and she may be pressing charges."

"Hi Officer I was pulled over one day and the officer looked at me ask asked ""How high are you?"" I laughed and said ""No officer, you said it wrong, it's Hi how are you"""

"Why didn't the string get anything for Christmas? Because he was knotty!"