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Joke of the Day

"Where do bees go to the bathroom at? at the [BP Station](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b8/Bp_station_zanesville_ohio.jpg) *Sorry, I know...its a Dad joke.*"

"I can't believe christmas is 364 days away... And people already have their decorations up."

"What's the difference between a pick-up artist and an Atari 2600? An Atari 2600 has more game. :)"

"My wife has disappeared... She's been missing a week now. The police said to prepare for the worst. So I went down to Goodwill and got all her clothes back."

"Today is Steve Irwin day... Good ol' Steve, he even died with animals in his heart."

"What's the difference between light and hard? Well, you can sleep with a light on..."

"There are only 10 types of people in this world. Those who understand Binary and those who don't"

"I'm addicted to brake fluid... ....but I can stop whenever I want."

"Why is Santa's sack so big? Because he only comes once year."

"Man with a drippy dick. What did the man with a drippy dick say before he went to the bathroom? I'll be back in three shakes."