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Joke of the Day
"Max has 40 cookies, and decides to eat 34 of them. What does Max have now? Diabetes."
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"I always wear a wedding ring when I go grocery shopping, so everyone thinks my cart full of groceries are for a family of 4 instead of just me"
"Did you hear the one.... Did you hear the one about the dad who told his son if you masterbate too much you'll go blind. The son looks at his dad and says, ""Dad I'm over here!"""
"I hope God rethinks his decision to allow an intern to run celebrity deaths in 2016."
"DO YOU WANT ME TO RAP? I WILL RAP! - how I threaten my kids"
"What is the Easter Bunny's favourite state capital? Albunny New York!"
"Yo Mama's so fat she sank the Titanic!"
"Cop joke A cop accidentally arrested a judge who was dressed like a convict for a costume party. He learned to never book a judge by their cover."
"I own an innovative gardening supplies store. We sell cutting-hedge technology."
"I have to say the best part about being over 30 is how short and easy hangovers get. Haha, kidding, it's 7PM and I'm actively hoping to die."