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Joke of the Day
"Why was the glow worm unhappy ? Because her children weren't that bright !"
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"Why don't they have sex ed and drivers ed on the same day in the middle east? There are never enough camels to go around."
"What do planets like read? Comet books! Edit: What do planets like to read?**"
"What do being in the mafia and cunnilingus have in common... One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit!"
"I like my coffee how I like my slaves... FREE"
"What do you call a donkey in space? A wild asstronaught."
"You're about as unique as a Bob Marley poster."
"I asked my English GF if I could have sex with her sister today She said you can't I said no you're a cunt!"
"""That's what."" -She."
"I hope Confucius type jokes are alright. Chinese mating robots, make many chinks."