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Joke of the Day
"You're about as unique as a Bob Marley poster."
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"Q: How do you have a party in outer space? A: You plan-et."
"After incorrectly spelling my symptoms at least 100 times, WebMD kicked back ""Listen idiot, you're drunk. Just go lay down"""
"Babies who cry in a restaurant would rather be eating in a breastaurant."
"To the account who followed me while I slept and then unfollowed me before I woke. My apologies for taking a break. It won't happen again!"
"What do we want? ""A CURE FOR TOURETTES!!!"" When do we want it? ""FUCK!!"""
"What do you call a cinema in Jamiaca? A cinemon"
"It's never easy to look at someone and tell them 'That thing we both felt, that thing you saw inside of me, it just isn't there anymore'... Especially when its your obstetrician!"
"Your helium addiction is out of control, but nobody is taking your cry for help seriously."
"Ever since Facebook allowed images in their comments sections people only ever communicate via pictures. We're 21st-century cavemen."