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Joke of the Day

"I hope Confucius type jokes are alright. Chinese mating robots, make many chinks."

"Last term, we had our first black president. But if Donald Trump wins... Orange is the New Black."

"Why wasn't the plastic surgeon worried about running out of breast implants anytime soon? He had a large drawer of chests right there in his office."

"How do Christians eat their icecream? They Catholick it."

"I ate 2 pieces of string... When they came out they were tied together. I shit you knot."

"How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? You put it in the oven until its Bill Withers."

"What do you call a good for nothing vegetable A deadbeet"

"If you're such a powerful warlock, why do you have diabetes."

"There was life on mars. Was. It was a cat. Then Curiosity killed it."

"They say that it requires fewer muscles to smile than to frown... How many muscles are needed to not give a fuck?"