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Joke of the Day
"Don't be racist. It doesn't matter if you're black, asian or normal!"
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"Why couldn't Batman go fishing? Because Robin ate the worms."
"What's a crusader's favourite drink? A Teu-tonic."
"Did you hear about the Bob Marley impersonator? He's dreadful."
"Yo momma so short and poor... ...that she gotta reach up to touch rock bottom."
"Truthful Tuesday: Sometimes I just say ""Hello"" back because there are too many witnesses around to stab you repeatedly in the face."
"What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general? Napoleon Bunnyparte!"
"""Sorbet"" is a French word that means, ""I wish it was ice cream."""
"TED talk about staying in bed"
"McDonald's Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug."