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Joke of the Day

"When I was a kid, I was told ""If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all."" For the first seven years of my life everyone thought I was a deaf-mute."

"How is the porn industry different from every other career? It's the only job where you have to stay late if you come early."

"What do you call a little pepper in Spanish? A jalapequeno"

"Why did the kleptomaniac spend so much time in Bed Bath and Beyond? He was taking a sheet."

"Actual air attendant: ""Secure your mask before helping your kids.if you have multiple, pick the one with the highest earning potential 1st"""

"How many cops does it take the screw in a lightbulb? The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement"

"A guy tries to save someone's life... He goes to donate blood, but he decided not to. The doctor told him it would be in vein."

"GREEN LIPSTICK Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick? A: Because red means stop."

"What do you call a starving robot from space? A C3POpian"

"If We Need Someone To Run Our Country Based On Building A Buisness And Money We Have The Wrong Donald. We Need Ronald Mc'Donald."