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Joke of the Day
"Poking holes in your parents condoms so there's someone else to do the dishes"
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"Q: How many Dadaists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: A penguin"
"So my girlfriend caught me cheating Dunno what pisses her off more, that I cheated, or that I destroyed her daughters grave."
"The most important organ I used to think the brain was the most important organ. Then I thought, look what's telling me that."
"When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, ""So, what did she say?"" I'm funny that way."