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Joke of the Day
"Rule 34.34 of the internet If it exists, there is a repost of it."
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"HR: ""You've put Kurt Russell down as an emergency contact."" Me: ""Yeah, I'd like to meet him before I die. Dude is a legend."""
"Want to hear two short jokes and a long joke? Joke. Joke. Jooooooooooke."
"She's the kind of girl that boys look at twice - they can't believe it the first time."
"I wonder if internet commenters ever get tired of solving the world's greatest problems."
"Having to get just a cucumber at the store can be awkward. Especially if you panic & say, ""It's not what you think, it just for a salad."""
"I like my coffee like Thomas Jefferson likes his women Hand picked from a field."
"[Weasel & mink are cuddling, watching a nature documentary] Narrator: ...the mink, a close relative of the weasel Weasel: Oh no Susan oh god"
"He drank the entire bottle of olive oil? Olive it."
"How many trans women does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but first they have to sit in the dark for a year and then get letters from two electricians giving them permission."