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Joke of the Day
"Who is the commander of cheese? Sargento"
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"Wow, 5 years ago we had Steve Jobs and Neil Armstrong. Now we have no jobs and no arms."
"What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One's pretty heavy and the other is a little lighter."
"Watch My lesbian friend gave me a Timex for my birthday. I don't think she understood me correctly when I said I wanna watch."
"I'll never forget my grandad's last words on his deathbed. He said: ""I should never have bought this deathbed. Asking for trouble..."""
"What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day; anal sex makes your hole weak."
"Why did Jesus get a ticket? He tried to skip the Cross walk."
"What does a pedophile and a turtle have in common? They both wanna get there before the hare does."
"What do you call a Mexican stationed out at sea? A Navy Bean"
"What do you get when you cross a Jamaican and a Scotsman Dreadlochs"