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Joke of the Day

"Watch My lesbian friend gave me a Timex for my birthday. I don't think she understood me correctly when I said I wanna watch."

"My mom is having a hysterectomy. This is like the time I moved away to college and she tore down my childhood bedroom."

"What do you call a blonde with brown hair? artificial intelligence"

"Whenever I see an empty pizza box in a neighbor's garbage can, I get jealous someone had a better night than I did."

"What is Caitlyn Jenner's favorite song? More than a Woman by the BeeGees"

"Name your newborn Cylinder so the day he finishes high school he'd become a Graduated Cylinder"

"A man came into a bar....no, wait, it was a horse. A man came into a horse......."

"Looks like Brenda in Accounting drew on her angry eyebrows today..."

"This Subreddit"

"Where is the best place to find Eskimo Lesbians? At the Klondike Bar."