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Joke of the Day
"Why did Jesus get a ticket? He tried to skip the Cross walk."
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"MSNBC: Racist gets what he deserves! FOX: What's next, thought crimes? CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird"
"What do you get when you burn down Woolworths? Coles."
"With women it's not about how much money you make, what you drive or where you live at... LOL Who am I kidding, even the homeless women go after the homeless guys with the most stuff.."
"What do you call a seagull that flies by the bay? a bagel"
"Europe. Made in Germany."
"*stands on a curb next to a stranger* What if i was this tall"
"A speedo is just a man's way of saying ""not today girls""."
"What do you call fapping to dubstep? Wubbing one out."
"Hi, I'm Captain Morgan and this is my uptight brother, J.P."