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Joke of the Day

"Why did the chicken cross the road? because you didn't cook it. ^^probably ^^old ^^but ^^I ^^read ^^it ^^for ^^the ^^first ^^time"

"Matt LeBlanc was just announced as the newest presenter on BBC's Top Gear It may be a challenge for him, on his last show it's like he was always stuck in second gear"

"Do you know what a Freudian slip is? It's where you say one thing but fuck your mother."

"My golf game is a lot like my iPad, I don't have an iPad."

"I just spilled my last beer while reaching over to hit ""ignore caller"" on my phone. Why do bad things happen to good people?"

"""Did it hurt...when you fell from heaven and lost the use of your legs?""--bad pick-up line to use on a handicapped person"

"Q: Why can't Chinese Barbecue? A: Because the rice falls through the grill"

"You know when doctors leave the room they are just checking Web MD right?"

"What do you call fish with no eyes? A fsh."

"Mickey Mouse divorces Minnie Mouse ""Mickey Mouse, it says here that you want to divorce Minnie Mouse because she was.... extremely silly? ""No, I said she was fucking goofy."""