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Joke of the Day

"Matt LeBlanc was just announced as the newest presenter on BBC's Top Gear It may be a challenge for him, on his last show it's like he was always stuck in second gear"

"Boy am I stuffed! I finally finished eating the bag of salt I got for Christmas"

"Why did batman fill his freezer with water bottles? Because he wanted just ice."

"Why don't lions eat clowns? Because they taste funny"

"If it helps, a lot of the awful ones are either married or gay, too."

"Why dont my dick work? Ive been punching it for a good half hour now, and it still wont get a job."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Brazil ! Brazil who ? Brazil support a girls chest !"

"I finally found out how Asians have an upper hand in video games! Squint your eyes. You see much better, right? Well Asians eyes are always squinted!"

"People ask where I see myself in 5 years But I always tell them that I don't have 2020 vision"

"I'm putting salt in this mustard and I'm calling it Saline Dijon and you can't stop me"