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Joke of the Day
"My golf game is a lot like my iPad, I don't have an iPad."
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"Why do Kenyans always win marathons? At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-"
"What did Russia say to Ukraine after the conflict was over? Cry me a peninsula."
"Breaking up with your significant other is like bowling You carry something heavy going into it, and if it goes as planned, you walk away with an X."
"I keep getting a pain when driving where the road goes under the river, but only when I have other people in the car. The doctor says it's car pool tunnel syndrome."
"Why did the doctor kick his patients? He was trying to heel them."
"I like my women like I like my programming languages. Visual and basic"
"Life is like photography, we develop from the negatives."
"Fucking cows... ...wouldn't recommend it."
"I just cleaned out my Facebook friends list. Congratulations if you are reading this! I still like you!"