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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why can't Chinese Barbecue? A: Because the rice falls through the grill"

"What do you call a guy who likes touching unripened cheese? A fetaphile"

"What's the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has claws at the end of it's paws, a comma has a pause and the end of it's clause."

"It used to be when people would tell me to go to hell, I'd say I don't believe in hell. But then I got married. So now I just say, ""Been there, done that."""

"I just feel like you shouldn't be using a selfie stick unless you're a T-Rex."

"How did Hellen Keller break her arms when she fell down a well? She was shouting for help."

"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He ate his pizza before it was cool"

"How do you piss off a male archaeologist? You take a shit in his car."

"I was going to make a joke about a broken pencil... but it would be pointless."

"I visited a proctologist the other day... It was a real bummer."