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Joke of the Day

"Drinking American beer is like making love in a canoe... It's fucking too close to water."

"Girls and guys Q. Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning? A. Because they don't have balls to itch."

"If Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump were in a car crash, who would survive? America"

"What's the difference between a fridge and a vagina? A fridge doesn't fart when you take out the meat."

"Bad news about shortbread! They're not making it any longer."

"What do you call a feminist that eats really, really fat cows? A cannibal"

"I don't pluck my unibrow to look good, I do it because McDonald's sued me for illegal use of the double arches."

"Breaking news: Trump has fallen into a wishing well. I am as surprised as you are. I had no idea they actually worked."

"Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body, He's all right now."

"What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft? A-flat minor."