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Joke of the Day

"Drinking American beer is like making love in a canoe... It's fucking too close to water."

"Inflation: Being broke with a lot of money in your pocket."

"Why don't people tell jokes about the Reverend Jim Jones? The punchline is too long."

"I offered a North Korean some freedom He said ""Im glad its free but what the hell is 'dom'"""

"How many people with ADD does it take to change a light bulb? Lets go ride a bike!"

"Two elephants jumped off a cliff....... BOOM BOOM!"

"Thought Experiment: Stand on a scale in an elevator. Cut the cable. You, the scale, and the elevator fall -- scale reads zero"

"I will always remember the last thing my Grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket... He said- ""How far do you think I can kick this bucket""?"

"Damn girl are you the meta? 'Cause I really didn't need this cumback."

"I can't believe this guy took time away from his busy schedule of commenting on YouTube videos to make my McDonald's order wrong."