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Joke of the Day

"Two elephants jumped off a cliff....... BOOM BOOM!"

"Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere."

"What do you call a mobile homes for rabbits? Wheelburrows!"

"Why did man invent the shipping cart? To teach women how to stand on their hind legs."

"I left my girlfriend because she wouldn't stop counting... I wonder what she's up to now."

"They say you can't teach an old dog new tricks... Well my wife's 70, with a face like the back of a bus, and last night I taught her to light her own farts."

"Never gonna invite Jesus for another bondage party Last time around, he forgot his safe word and we had to bury his sorry ass."

"Why did Kyle Crane have to change the lightbulb? because he had a dying light"

"I'm new here I have never posted here before. I will share a joke. What is brown and sticky? A stick."

"I heard a great joke in the elevator today It was funny on so many levels."