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Joke of the Day

"I will always remember the last thing my Grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket... He said- ""How far do you think I can kick this bucket""?"

"What do you call a preacher with an erection? A firm believer"

"Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper."

"What do Santa and Jared from Subway have in common? They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack"

"My wife didn't believe me when I told her I'd built a car out of spaghetti, penne and tortellini... ......You should've seen the look on her face as I drove pasta."

"My friend gave me a free dvd... but it's only Chinatown."

"If you're Russian when you go into the bathroom, and Finnish when you come out; what are you while in the bathroom? European"

"Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas? In a skeptic tank. --- (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious; feel free to suggest a better wording!)"

"A neutrino walks into a bar... and it just keeps on going."

"We have a strange custom in our office... The food has names there. Yesterday for example I got me a sandwich out of the fridge and its name was ""Michael""."