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Joke of the Day

"I will always remember the last thing my Grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket... He said- ""How far do you think I can kick this bucket""?"

"The real fight of the century was between, Jamie Foxx and the national anthem"

"I was reading in the paper today... about this dwarf that got pickpocketed. How could anyone stoop so low?"

"Germany used to have a large French speaking region. It was called France"

"How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it. I'll show myself out."

"What do you call a shooting at a Mexican golf course? A hole in Juan"

"What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just killed? Isaac Newton died a virgin."

"I heard a bunch of Chinese people chanting ""We want rights! We want rights!"" They must be scared of the dark or something."

"Little monster: Mom I've finished. Can I leave the table? Mommy monster: Yes I'll save it for your tea."

"A guy walks out from home... I bet you were waiting for a small line of text. Here ya go."