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Joke of the Day
"I offered a North Korean some freedom He said ""Im glad its free but what the hell is 'dom'"""
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"Absence might make the heart grow fonder; but Absolut makes my clothes go yonder."
"Anyone who gives me flowers makes my whole day. Anyone who gives me anal makes my whole week."
"Demi Lovato is my favorite singer that is half human, half Lovato."
"""Ten years ago, we had no Jobs, no Hope, and no Cash!"" --cemeteries"
"Please don't come to my garage sale if you've ever let me borrow something."
"What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear? Camembert!"
"What is better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded"
"My wife does all the driving, because I never learnt to drive - in her opinion."""
"Many ravens are called a congress... Owls are a parliament, eagles are a convocation and crows are a murder. Does this mean that a group of vultures are a corporation?"