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Joke of the Day
"Why did the vegetables invite the mushroom to their party? They heard he was a fungi"
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"Good thing Father's Day is only one day. I don't think I could stand to be a father longer than that."
"What goes ""snap crackle and pop"" ? A firefly with a short circuit !"
"This one time I farted in an Apple Store.. ...and everyone got mad. But, hey, it's not my problem they don't have *Windows*."
"What's the difference between men and women when it comes to drinking? My boys drive me to drink, but women drive me to drink."
"What do you get when you cross a rooster with an owl? A cock that stays up all night long"
"You legally aren't married until someone says, ""haha but seriously"" in their wedding speech."
"Why did the arena get hot after the game? All of the fans left"
"My Bathroom I've decided to call my bathroom the Jim instead of the John. It sounds better when I tell folks I go to the Jim every morning."
"Just made a deal with the devil. I got a PS2, half a box of white wine and an autographed photo of George Bush in exchange for my Kia Soul."