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Joke of the Day

"Why is Dublin the capital of Ireland? Cause it keeps on Dublin and Dublin."

"What does space smell like? Uranus! Thank you, I'm new here :)"

"Why did the elephant eat the candle? He wanted a light snack!"

"(Nsfw) what does a sex robot say when he's done with his task? Fuck off"

"I think there's nothing cooler than being a lone wolf ...except at wolf picnics, when you don't have a partner for the wolf wheelbarrow races."

"Teacher: Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive? Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See? It works doesn't it?"

"Which character of Pokemon is a jew? Ash"

"I went to the local swimming pool today... And I asked the receptionist, ""How much for 2 children?"" She replied, ""$9.50."" ""Awesome!"" I said. ""Do I get to choose or is it a lucky dip?"""

"Dear women married to homophobic racist adult males: Nice ass."

"What does a ""yes man"" say? I don't no"