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Joke of the Day
"I just found out how babies are made. Gross!"
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"I just killed a huge spider crawling along the floor with my shoe. I don't care how big a spider is, nobody steals my fucking shoe!"
"In hindsight, using the word ""harder"" as the safe word, was not the best idea."
"They're like plastic slippers Wearing crocs is like getting your dick sucked by a dude. It feels great... until you look down and realize your a fag. That is all - Carry on :)"
"What do you call a mountain of kittens? A meowtain"
"*whispering to my newborn son* weed is tight. im siked for u to try it son. im so excited for you. i love you"
"Are your parents siblings?"
"My daughters took turns tracing each other over and over with chalk. Now it looks like 25 children were murdered in my driveway."
"[Walks in on girlfriend on death bed] ME: [Crying] this can't be happening GRIM REAPER: Dude, I can explain. She totally came on to me"
"what is funny and starts with a j a joke"