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Joke of the Day
"I just found out how babies are made. Gross!"
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"To be a hipster is to live in constant suffering You spend all your time in coffee shops, but you always have to drink your coffee before it's cool."
"In Australia, lawsuits are just what lawyers wear to court."
"Emotional Wedding I went to a wedding last week. It was very emotional. Even the cake was in tiers. (Credit to pigoletto on the FUNNY subreddit)"
"Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi? Because attachments are forbidden."
"What's black and white and red all over? A penguin with a rash."
"Would an unfulfilled beer ad bikini model... be known as a sadder Budweiser girl?"
"When a package says ""Easy Open"" I end up using scissors, knife, hammer, gun and a lightsaber."
"Donald Trump will ban the sale of shredded cheese He wants to make America grate again"
"I heard politicians don't have toilets. They just shit into microphones."