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Joke of the Day
"Why did the gum cross the road? Because it was under the elephants foot."
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"Had a girl say ""I want you to treat me like a virgin"" So I sacrificed her to a tiki god and threw her in a volcano."
"What's a crossfit bro's favorite Italian dish? Testosteroni."
"Did you hear about the competition for the world's best Tie? There was no clear winner."
"Beauty and the Beast is an introvert's worst nightmare. You stay home alone miles from people and then the damn dishes start talking to you."
"A microwave with three only buttons. 1. Hot Pocket 2. Pizza Rolls 3. 4 Hot Pockets and 60 Pizza Rolls"
"Waiting for the day when a girl finally says that I'm ""the one,"" but isn't talking to a police officer."
"A blonde joke"
"*taps Canadian *mumbles ""Apple starts with..."" ""Eh?"" *whispers ""Your blood type?"" ""Eh?"" *mutters ""Best grade?"" ""Eh?"" *giggles *runs away"
"What's a pirate's favourite letter? You'd think ""R"", but his first love be the ""C""."